The Definitive Preorder Guide

You want to preorder the new CD of your favorite band, but they are fucking retarded and can't post an organized list of options. Luckily one member has the foresight and business sense to help you in your quest: me.

If you live in the US go to Section 1.
If you live in Europe go to Section 2.
If you live somewhere else pick any section you want.

SECTION 1 (USA)
You have 2 options.
Option 1 you get the CD autographed by us!
For Option 1 click HERE

Option 2 for every CD you preorder you get a free ticket to one of the following CD Release shows:

10/02 The Door Ft. Worth, TX
10/03 Meridian Houston, TX
10/04 White Rabbit San Antonio, TX
10/05 House of Rock Corpus Christi, TX
10/06 The High Ground Metairie, LA
10/07 Hi Tone Cafe Memphis, TN
10/08 Bricktown Live Oklahoma City, OK
10/10 The Clubhouse Phoenix, AZ
10/11 The Epicentre San Diego, CA
10/12 The Farm Las Vegas, NV
10/13 The Crossing Palmdale, CA
10/14 Jerry's Pizza Bakersfield, CA
10/16 PBSJ San Jose, CA


If you can't go to these shows this might not be the right option for you.
For Option 2 click here.


SECTION 2 (Europe)
You suckers only have one and a half options. You get the CD with a shirt, or just the CD. The shirt is cool.
Here is a picture of it:


On the back it says "TAKE HER AND FUCK HER, INJECT HER WITH RABIES", maybe.

Click here to preorder for Europe.