The Definitive Preorder Guide

You want to preorder the new CD of your favorite band, but they are fucking retarded and can't post an organized list of options. Luckily one member has the foresight and business sense to help you in your quest: me.

If you live in the US go to Section 1.
If you live in Europe go to Section 2.
If you live somewhere else pick any section you want.

SECTION 1 (USA)
You have 2 options.
Option 1 you get the CD autographed by us!
For Option 1 click HERE

Option 2 for every CD you preorder you get a free ticket to one of the following CD Release shows:

10/02 The Door Ft. Worth, TX
10/03 Meridian Houston, TX
10/04 White Rabbit San Antonio, TX
10/05 House of Rock Corpus Christi, TX
10/06 The High Ground Metairie, LA
10/07 Hi Tone Cafe Memphis, TN
10/08 Bricktown Live Oklahoma City, OK
10/10 The Clubhouse Phoenix, AZ
10/11 The Epicentre San Diego, CA
10/12 The Farm Las Vegas, NV
10/13 The Crossing Palmdale, CA
10/14 Jerry's Pizza Bakersfield, CA
10/16 PBSJ San Jose, CA


If you can't go to these shows this might not be the right option for you.
For Option 2 click here.


SECTION 2 (Europe)
You suckers only have one and a half options. You get the CD with a shirt, or just the CD. The shirt is cool.
Here is a picture of it:


On the back it says "TAKE HER AND FUCK HER, INJECT HER WITH RABIES", maybe.

Click here to preorder for Europe.

Pre-Order CD+Ticket Bundle

Pre-order Desperate Living here: http://ow.ly/nYMY

for $12 you will get a CD and a free ticket to one of the shows on our upcoming headlining tour 10/2-10/17.

i realize this only applies to those of you who live in California, Arizona, Nevada, Texas, Louisiana, Tennessee, and Oklahoma, so for the other hundred or so of you out there, we have another special bonus in store that we will be announcing soon!

Tour with Norma Jean, the Chariot, Arsonists (GATG)

OK here is where the rest of you can see us soon, on this awesome tour!!! On the TBA dates we will be headlining, and we'll try to pick really good places. And on the way back home to LA at the end of the tour we're gonna try to do some shows too. This is a very important tour for all of you "Fans" to come to. If you don't come to the shows, sing a long, and buy our merch we will probably never tour in the US again.

Wed/Nov-25 Pomona, CA Glasshouse
Thu/Nov-26 OFF
Fri/Nov-27 San Francisco, CA Slims
Sat/Nov-28 Portland, OR Hawthorne Theater
Sun/Nov-29 Seattle, WA El Corazon
Mon/Nov-30 Boise, ID The Venue
Tue/Dec-01 Salt Lake City, UT Club Sound
Wed/Dec-02 Denver, CO Marquis Theater
Thu/Dec-03 TBA
Fri/Dec-04 St. Paul, MN Station Four
Sat/Dec-05 Chicago, IL Reggie's
Sun/Dec-06 Cleveland, OH Peabody's
Mon/Dec-07 Pittsburgh, PA Altar Bar
Tue/Dec-08 Toronto, ON Opera House
Wed/Dec-09 Montreal, QC Tulipe
Thu/Dec-10 TBA probably Boston
Fri/Dec-11 New York, NY Gramercy
Sat/Dec-12 Lancaster, PA Chameleon Club
Sun/Dec-13 Towson, MD Recher Theatre
Mon/Dec-14 Richmond, VA Canal Club
Tue/Dec-15 Columbia, SC New Brookland Tavern
Wed/Dec-16 TBA
Thu/Dec-17 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Culture Room
Fri/Dec-18 St. Petersburg, FL State Theater
Sat/Dec-19 Atlanta, GA Masquerade

and a few more TBAs, Austin I hope...

Europe Desperate Living Preorder

Right now if you live in Europe you can preorder Desperate Living here and you get this neat shirt! It has a very explicit message on the back. Picture of back coming soon.

New Song Time

Our new song "Arrive" is here! Streaming only for the time being. Internet/Record Label politics...

http://www.shockhound.com/features/733-exclusive--hear-horse-the-band-s--arr
ive--here-first---

It is about getting somewhere. Kind of. Well, that is what our friend Paul from China used to say when we got somewhere in China: "Arrive." It means "Now we are here. Let's go." Sometimes when we were trying to get somewhere for a very, very, very long time and it was hard to get there we were happy to hear Paul say it. Obviously the lyrics expand on that theme. Maybe if you try to think about them you can feel a feeling while listening to a song again, before you download another album...

When we were driving across Russia a couple of months ago in a van with no seatbelts going 100 MPH over destroyed roads with potholes, humps, and Oregon Trail-style ruts spraying gasoline everywhere and filling the van with gas vapor with a smoking-out-the-window Belarussian taxi driver with rubber bands around his biceps like the Ultimate Warrior who didn't speak English and almost bottoming out the gasoline soaked van on the asphalt (creating a 100 MPH metal and HORSE the band fireball) we had a small argument amongst ourselves over which song should close out the album. The ultimately uplifting Arrive or the ultimately devastating and awe-inspiring Rape Escape. After much discussion of the implications of ending the album with either song, we made a vow that if we survived the drive, that life must have something positive to offer in the end, even through the most degrading garbage, and we should end with Arrive. However, if we died on that drive, our feral instincts about life would be proven correct and we should close the album with Rape Escape. We sent Tim Smith our last will and testament, a tracklisting (weird that we could email in that situation... I know. But I have a Blackberry with international email plan)

Unfortunately we made it through that brush with death and were able to play our show in Jaroslavl' to the 45 people who waited 6 hours for us... in a 3000 capacity venue. It was truly an exhilarating feeling. Proof positive that life indeed has something special in store for each and every one of us.

Arrive.

(Oh wait! this song is about Fry Guy, the boss of world 5 in Super Mario Bros 2, and his daily routine, in general)

A new song, streaming exlusively on a partner site:

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Arrive.

and also........

October 2 - 17

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