Tuesday, February 23, 2010

The Media Section

The Media section is updated for the first time in 5 years. http://www.horsetheband.com/media.html

Most of the classics are still there but now all our favorite funny and heart-touching interviews, video interviews, live videos and OTHER STUFF are all there for your workday pleasure.

Friday, February 19, 2010

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SomethingAwful.com has sponsored a community outreach Q&A with HORSE the band. The questions and answers can be seen


Also! Presale tickets for the South Africna tour are available now at http://www.webtickets.co.za

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

To everyone who emails about redesigning this site every 5 fucking minutes

Hey look, the "coolest buzzband in the world" copied my design. http://www.dieantwoord.com/

Fuck you. (Web designers)

It's hard setting trends and getting no recognition. Psychologically. on me. traumatic

i feel horrible now

Monday, February 8, 2010

HORSE the band Reigns in Africa Tour

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HORSE the band Reigns in Africa Tour

YES, a Toto reference turned into a spelling joke with a tri-fold meaning.

We are touring Africa. Not just two fly-in shows in South Africa. We are driving around the whole country for 17 days bitch. We are playing 12 shows. We are playing in Mozambique. The dates are posted.

As primarily 15-48 year-old Americans, you probably don't even know where Mozambique is. It is possibly not even a real place. But we are touring there, and people will be at the show.

Here is a useful link for you: www.wikipedia.org

This link is more useful: http://horsetour.wordpress.com/

No AIDS jokes. Too predictable

We will not be doing any press for this tour. Actually, we are never going to do any press ever again.

Feels lonely... having no peers. No one's living at the top. No one's at the fucking bottom.

T-shirt ideas for tour:
Meet me in Mozambique. (Circa Survive joke shirt)
I'm in Maputo bitch. (I'm in Miami Bitch joke shirt)

We are very excited and grateful for this experience.