Monday, August 24, 2009

MP3 of da week

In addition to this being our web presence I've decided to turn it into an MP3 blog too to facilitate the downfall of the music industry and art as a "commodity" in general. Only in complete worthlessness can we star anew. With that said we will be ripping the top 5 most expensive albums at Best Buy each week and posting them on torrents under the name B-Bois and also leaking our own album, Desperate Living, as a disc image with 1000 alternate artworks attached as PDF files in one big RAR file tomorrow at midnight in a surprise timezone. You will have to download an unzipping app such as WinRAR and Adobe Reader to view the 1000 alternate artwork files. Hidden in the binary of one of the files is a secret 1000 digit code and if you send it to us first we will send you a free copy of the MP3 of the Week. Every time someone downloads the torrent we are going to hit our musical instruments one time with a hammer to further hasten the crippling of our artistic career.

Anyway today's MP3 of the week is called "I'm Your Lady". It boasts a tight and understated rhythm section bearing the emotional load of the cascading synthesizer sweeps and recurring guitar lead, all underneath the masterful and spine tingling vocal work of Celine Dion. This song is very heart-wrenching and comes off my "90s INSANE MIX" on my broken ipod. This is not a joke even in the smallest way. You can find it by searching google.com for "I'm your lady celine dion torrent".

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